Space Force PVC Morale Patch (3D)

$9.99

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Description

The Universe Has Officially Been Put On Notice

Not content to just Make America Great Again in terms of our home planet of earth, Donald Trump has started a new age of colonialism and is looking to make the United States of America the greatest country IN THE GALAXY, as well as ensure “dominance in space”. Martians everywhere are quaking in their boots. (Editor’s Note: This statement clearly shows a planetist way of thinking and assumes that Martians wear boots, which is yet to be proven.) While you can’t enlist for the Space Force yet, you can hop on the bandwagon early by buying this patch.

First one to touch Elon Musk’s spacebound Tesla Roadster wins (and gets to keep it)!

Tech Specs

Size: 3″ Round

Backing: Male Hook & Loop (Velcro) with Female Cover

Features: 3D Design and Production

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